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Post by Del Boy on Mar 24, 2020 16:37:36 GMT
The Army on the streets of Spain, what kind of uniform is this Look like bouncers at a gay nightclub. 'We've got the Italian Paratrooper in your size'. They're not going anywhere in those strides, mate. Stroll on
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Post by Three Litre on Mar 24, 2020 17:42:57 GMT
The Army on the streets of Spain, what kind of uniform is this Look like bouncers at a gay nightclub. 'We've got the Italian Paratrooper in your size'. They're not going anywhere in those strides, mate.
WTF. Who are this lot, The First Airborne P******s?
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Post by Sparky on Mar 24, 2020 19:26:12 GMT
The Army on the streets of Spain, what kind of uniform is this Look like bouncers at a gay nightclub. 'We've got the Italian Paratrooper in your size'. They're not going anywhere in those strides, mate.
Grief. Who's Hen Night are they booked for? For some reason, I can hear "Hot Stuff" playing.....
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Post by Gene Hunt on Mar 24, 2020 19:37:27 GMT
On a tangent, slightly. Here's something we don't get. Not any more. White dog shit
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Post by Vienna on Mar 24, 2020 19:48:37 GMT
Yes, I did the same. Apart from bog and kitchen roll my local shop was well stocked with food and other items... fortunately No need to panic buy folks! Vi I visted out local shop this morning at 9, the shelves were already empty. The shop owner told me that he had people (Elderly) knocking on his door with the morning paper delivery. They all came in, filled their bags...
He has to run the shop, so can't get to the Cash & Carry. I have offered to go for him.
Update: Despite the local post office being closed this morning - apparently nothing to do with coronavirus and they are allowed to stay open for the time being - I finally managed to pick up some bog roll from the nearby shop! Vi
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Post by Three Litre on Mar 24, 2020 20:22:47 GMT
I visted out local shop this morning at 9, the shelves were already empty. The shop owner told me that he had people (Elderly) knocking on his door with the morning paper delivery. They all came in, filled their bags...
He has to run the shop, so can't get to the Cash & Carry. I have offered to go for him.
Update: Despite the local post office being closed this morning - apparently nothing to do with coronavirus and they are allowed to stay open for the time being - I finally managed to pick up some bog roll from the nearby shop! Vi Er ..............don't you mean cat litter, Andrex Best Granular.
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Post by Del Boy on Mar 24, 2020 21:17:20 GMT
On a tangent, slightly. Here's something we don't get. Not any more. White dog shit Thanks for posting Gene.
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Post by Del Boy on Mar 24, 2020 21:30:40 GMT
I take it you had that back in the day experience where walking along you suddenly feel all is not well under foot and looking down expecting to see a brown derby making itself at home on your Adidas , you breath a sigh of relief that you found that rare thing the albino dog shit.
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Post by Sam Tyler on Mar 24, 2020 21:30:42 GMT
Update: Despite the local post office being closed this morning ... I finally managed to pick up some bog roll from the nearby shop! It is obviously a new product to the Rigsby household, now you've just got to be taught how to use it. And don't forget to wash your paws afterwards whilst singing "Happy Birthday Mog-gee" Sam.
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Post by Dirty Epic on Mar 24, 2020 22:39:37 GMT
I take it you had that back in the day experience where walking along you suddenly feel all is not well under foot and looking down expecting to see a brown derby making itself at home on your Adidas , you breath a sigh of relief that you found that rare thing the albino dog shit. Only from a White Boxer Del.
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