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Post by Steve Austin on Jan 24, 2023 20:57:18 GMT
Anyone else want to kill everyone and anything when you go into the toilet to find no toilet roll? No one ever admits to using the last of it either. One of these days.............
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Post by Gene Hunt on Jan 24, 2023 21:38:36 GMT
Anyone else want to kill everyone and anything when you go into the toilet to find no toilet roll? No one ever admits to using the last of it either. One of these days............. Akin to the dirty bastards who fill the pan and don't flush.
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Post by Del Boy on Jan 24, 2023 22:15:28 GMT
Or the ones who pass the first two hurdles as mentioned above but leave the Bog Brush "Peppered" with the ex contents of the pan
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Post by Cartman on Jan 24, 2023 22:55:48 GMT
Putting in petrol and you pull up at the pump, but the filler on the car is on the side away from the pump and you find the hose isn't quite long enough to stretch to the other side of the car so you have to get back in the car and move it closer in
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Post by Steve Austin on Aug 16, 2023 20:27:20 GMT
Here's a couple of things that have really got under my skin recently. First of all, "peel back and stir the contents halfway through cooking". I'd really love to get 5 minutes with the person who actually designs these packages as they never, ever peel back. You get the tab, gently pull back and you tear that piece off, then another bit, then another. All the while getting burnt. You then have nothing to re-cover with as the cellophane resembles the bottom of a tramps trousers. Sometimes I wonder how I ever eat and not spray the contents around the kitchen. Secondly and rather topically, saying or singing "it's coming home" when the England football team (male or female) are doing well in whatever competition. The phrase "it's coming home" was written for "Three Lions" in 1996 to celebrate the fact that football was coming home in the shape of the Euro '96 tournament, the first time England had hosted one since 1966. It does not mean the trophy is coming home, England is not the home of the trophy, the home of football but not the trophy. Please stop Right, I'm going for a lie down.
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Post by Nightfly on Aug 17, 2023 7:41:44 GMT
You then have nothing to re-cover with as the cellophane resembles the bottom of a tramps trousers. Sometimes I wonder how I ever eat and not spray the contents around the kitchen. Spot on, Steve! What adds to the annoyance is that the ready meals where you don't have to stir halfway, peel absolutely perfectly when finished. Speaking of ready meals and food in general, as a veggie of 30+ years, the ingredients lists which have "Suitable For Vegetarians" in tiny print which takes ½ an hour to locate on the packaging, only to find even smaller print along the lines of "Made in an environment where meat and fish products are produced. May contain traces of crustaceans...etc" - ie: so not vegetarian really. Items on the supermarket reduced shelf where the new price label covers the cooking instructions and won't peel off because the label machine adhesive is seemingly rated the same as NASA use on space exploration gear. My induction hob which throws a wobbler and sends out warning beeps if you put anything heavy on it... like a pan.
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Post by Del Boy on Aug 18, 2023 19:31:20 GMT
Got to agree with Steven on the annoyance of It's Coming Home! It was a great song for Euro 96 but it's so stale now and I wish they would move on. I can't stand that benile punditry that keeps mentioning the tag line either. (BTW World In Motion is the best England song in my boook )
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Post by Cartman on Feb 21, 2024 6:52:30 GMT
When you've been shopping for food and you put the bag of shopping on the front seat of the car to come home, and you have to brake and it falls off the seat and ends up on the floor of the car.
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Post by Sam Tyler on Feb 21, 2024 10:38:46 GMT
When you've been shopping for food and you put the bag of shopping on the front seat of the car to come home, and you have to brake and it falls off the seat and ends up on the floor of the car. Worse still is when you've picked up a takeaway 'meal deal' and three cups of coke end up in the footwell. Not that it has ever happened to me... Sam.
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Post by Gene Hunt on Feb 21, 2024 12:17:48 GMT
When some total knobhead decides to step out into the road to get into the drivers seat of their car and they fling the door wide open without a care about who's approaching. I've just had a go at someone for doing it as there was a bus coming in the opposite direction and the road is fairly narrow so I had no option but to perform an emergency stop. He put up no defense as he was too busy claiming that he didn't know what he'd done wrong. Stupid prat.
Gene.
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