Attempt at Humour

[Three Litre]

I was having a Night Out with my girlfriend the other day at the bingo when we hit the Jackpot! Blimey she said, I'm Lady Luck and now I can be a Big Spender! I said keep your voice down, my Cover Story to my wife is I'm at a mate's doing a Jigsaw, I don't want her to find out I'm now a Golden Boy. I'm on Thin Ice as it is, I came back drunk the other night and I'm a bit wary of her Big Brother who's a bit of a Bad Apple. Just seeing him gives me a Taste of Fear and makes me want to go On the Run. To be honest I'm not sure why we got married as we are like Chalk and Cheese, she loves the city whilst I'm a Country Boy.

Anyway, now I'm in the Money, Money, Money with this win I can escape the Nightmare of my debts with a Pay Off.


................I did my best!!

[D.C. Burtonshaw]

Love it!!

[Sparky]

Dec 23, 2019 19:41:25 GMT Three Litre said:

I was having a Night Out with my girlfriend the other day at the bingo when we hit the Jackpot! Blimey she said, I'm Lady Luck and now I can be a Big Spender! I said keep your voice down, my Cover Story to my wife is I'm at a mate's doing a Jigsaw, I don't want her to find out I'm now a Golden Boy. I'm on Thin Ice as it is, I came back drunk the other night and I'm a bit wary of her Big Brother who's a bit of a Bad Apple. Just seeing him gives me a Taste of Fear and makes me want to go On the Run. To be honest I'm not sure why we got married as we are like Chalk and Cheese, she loves the city whilst I'm a Country Boy.

Anyway, now I'm in the Money, Money, Money with this win I can escape the Nightmare of my debts with a Pay Off.


................I did my best!!

Well, her brother can't be that hard to handle, as they say,  The Bigger They Are, but don't make him a Selected Target - mind you he may have mates who are Hard Men and you don't want to fall into their Trap.....

[Del Boy]

Nice one lads