Things you're rubbish at

[Cartman]

What are you hopeless at? 

Here's a few from me

Sport generally, although I did used to like trying to play both football and cricket, even though I was no good at either. Strangely, the one sport I wasn't bad at was golf, although I had absolutely no interest whatsoever in it

DIY/decorating type stuff. I can do it, but I don't like it and rush it and bodge it. I like using zip tied and duct tape instead of doing a proper job!

Maths

Art, singing and music, although I like them and wish I could do them

[Nightfly]

Sport, though its never bothered me.

DIY - absolutely hopeless. If I can manage to put up a simple shelf I throw a party to celebrate. No matter how carefully I measure something in advance before cutting, I'm still way off. I made a log store out of old pallet wood a few years ago, put a roof on it then realised I couldn't get it through the gap between the house and the garage and had to remove the roof to get it through just as it started to rain heavily. When I finished it, Mrs Nightfly asked if I was trying to make a log store or create modern art Tracy Emin style.

Parallel parking - it's part of the driving test now, I believe. If I ever have to retake my test I'm stuffed.