There are similarities between Partridge and Clarkson's views :-
On Joni Mitchell:
"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
I'm going to say this once, and once only Gene. Stay out of Camberwick Green!