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Post by Nightfly on Sept 24, 2021 18:38:01 GMT
Please Sir - This week, Mr Hedges finds himself up in front of the board of governors and tries to explain that throwing board rubbers at kids was acceptable in the 70s and all the pupils are 23 years old anyway. Rising Damp - This week, Environmental Health Officers investigate Rigsby's bedsits and give him a reprieve when he tells them it's just condensation. Manhunt About The House - Chrissy and Jo corner a stalker hiding in Jo's bedroom and have him arrested with the help of a detective played by Martin Clunes. Series produced by Martin's wife Phillipa Braithwaite. A Cottage In The Country - Wilfrid Bramble and Peter Wyngarde revisit the old haunts that made them famous courtesy of the tabloid press years ago. Rita, Sue and Bob Too 2 - Sir Keir Starmer stars as Bob in the remake of Andrea Dunbar's cheeky 1980s comedy.
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Post by Three Litre on Sept 24, 2021 20:27:54 GMT
Star Trek - Elon f******g Musk launches a rocket. Again.
Boris's 7 - Boris and his comrades escape the evil clutches of the dictator Macron. In a submarine.
The Muppets - the Lib Dems relaunch.
Drag Race UK - actually featuring some drag race cars. In the UK.
Countdown - until the fuel runs out, we get globally warmed, food runs out and we all die. Apparently.
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Post by Del Boy on Sept 24, 2021 22:39:46 GMT
Till Death Do Us Fart - Live action from the Skegness Brussel sprout eating competition Top Gear - Jeremy Clarkson, May and Hammond tour Columbia
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Post by Sam Tyler on Sept 25, 2021 10:31:44 GMT
Top Gear - Jeremy Clarkson, May and Hammond tour Columbia That suggests another: "Top Gear / The Grand Tour" - Clarkson, Hammond and May join the queues in an attempt to fill up with petrol. Sam.
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Post by Sparky on Sept 25, 2021 11:08:45 GMT
The Dustbinmen - Cheese & Egg discovers plastics in the cardboard bin and garden waste in with the general waste. Heavy Breathin' argues with a local who has put the wrong bin out and Thunderbird 3 dodges rows of double parked SUVs just because their owners can't be arsed to park on their drive.
The Lovers - Sitcom about a Young ex-Health Secretary and his 'personal' assistant where this week the couple are caught in the act in a perfectly framed shot on a low res hidden web cam. It's just as the whole thing was set up.... surely not.
The Grand Tour - Dominic Cummings ventures north on the A1 to Durham and Barnard Castle in a bid to just ensure that his eyesight was OK.
It Aint half hot mum - Controversial 1970s sitcom set in a Provincial Crematorium. Has Bob taken on one funeral too many?
Open All Hours - Arkwrights shop is converted to a Premier, outside hooded teenagers drink cider, spit, hurl abuse at passers by and urinate in the doorway.
The Two Ronnies - Ronnie Biggs and Ronny Kray have ways of making you laugh.
I think I'm a Celebrity...get me some exposure! - Z list "celebs" catfight through social media in this new series presented by Revolution Russel Brand.
Family Misfortunes - Les Dennis hosts this all new clips based quiz where a family of contestants are asked to view harrowing dashcam & mobile footage of accidents, slips, falls, car crashes and public terror - before being asked "what happened next"....
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Post by Nightfly on Sept 25, 2021 13:00:03 GMT
Porridge PLC - Fletch gets banged up again and finds that Mr Barraclough and Mr McKay have been pensioned off and replaced by G4S staff. Grouty is frustrated when the drug delivery doesn't come through and Godber goes on hunger strike when the Playstation stops working.
Celebrity Teen Tech Clinic - a new series which sees teenagers help aged celebrities who are struggling with modern technology. Paige helps Leslie Grantham to set up his webcam, Ellie assists Andrew Sachs to programme his answering machine and Connor tries to figure out why Rodney Bewes' voicemail messages aren't getting through to James Bolam's mobile.
Manhunt Stalkers Behaving Badly - Martin Clunes returns in this popular sitcom playing Gary, now a senior detective and part time GP. This week, Gary mistakes his old mate Tony for a serial stalker with hilarious consequences and tries to help reverse Deborah's botox treatment. Produced by Phillipa Braithwaite.
The Celebrity Repair Shop - in this edition, Jay Blades helps to clean up and restore an old glass-topped coffee table once owned by Una Stubbs.
Mind Your Language - The challenge this week sees Miriam Margolyes attempt to appear on This Morning without talking about breaking wind or dropping the "F" bomb. Meanwhile in the Downing Street press room, experts try to coach Boris Johnson in a challenge to make a speech without using the words "Regretably", "Unfortunately" and "Sadly"
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Post by Sparky on Sept 25, 2021 13:33:09 GMT
Porridge PLC - Fletch gets banged up again and finds that Mr Barraclough and Mr McKay have been pensioned off and replaced by G4S staff. Grouty is frustrated when the drug delivery doesn't come through and Godber goes on hunger strike when the Playstation stops working. Celebrity Teen Tech Clinic - a new series which sees teenagers help aged celebrities who are struggling with modern technology. Paige helps Leslie Grantham to set up his webcam, Ellie assists Andrew Sachs to programme his answering machine and Connor tries to figure out why Rodney Bewes' voicemail messages aren't getting through to James Bolam's mobile. Manhunt Stalkers Behaving Badly - Martin Clunes returns in this popular sitcom playing Gary, now a senior detective and part time GP. This week, Gary mistakes his old mate Tony for a serial stalker with hilarious consequences and tries to help reverse Deborah's botox treatment. Produced by Phillipa Braithwaite. The Celebrity Repair Shop - in this edition, Jay Blades helps to clean up and restore an old glass-topped coffee table once owned by Una Stubbs. Mind Your Language - The challenge this week sees Miriam Margolyes attempt to appear on This Morning without talking about breaking wind or dropping the "F" bomb. Meanwhile in the Downing Street press room, experts try to coach Boris Johnson in a challenge to make a speech without using the words "Regretably", "Unfortunately" and "Sadly" Celebrity Repair Shop - Rebooted - Jay Blades tries to revive the "career" of a once vaguely familiar z list celebrity. This week Joe Swash gets the treatment.
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Post by Steve Austin on Sept 25, 2021 15:03:01 GMT
Monkey Tennis? Some of these should have been commissioned
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Post by Del Boy on Sept 26, 2021 12:39:01 GMT
Rita, Sue and Bob Too 2 - Sir Keir Starmer stars as Bob in the remake of Andrea Dunbar's cheeky 1980s comedy. Bob looks like Kier Starmer in that pic
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Post by Nightfly on Sept 26, 2021 14:35:31 GMT
Monkey Tennis? Some of these should have been commissioned Actually they're probably more likely to get commissioned these days. I could see Channel 5 doing Inner City Sumo and Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank. One more... London's Burning - This week, Sicknote and Bayleaf spend an afternoon with the Fire Prevention Officer and give a warning to a guy who has stored an excess of petrol in his garage (plus 5 cans of diesel for his mate), despite only doing 5 miles a week on Thursdays to Tesco. On his way back to the fire engine, Sicknote injures himself falling over a stash of toilet rolls and bags of flour with an April 2020 expiry date.
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