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Post by Carter on Dec 27, 2020 18:13:29 GMT
Hope everyone has had a reasonably good time after such a strange year and ongoing nightmare !!! So happy Christmas and let’s hope a great new year !!! Looking forward to a meet and gettin out in some of my old motors!!!!! Cheers Steve B
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Three Litre
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Post by Three Litre on Dec 29, 2020 10:40:23 GMT
With apologies to any religious members:- As the awful year of our Lord, 2020 AD, came to an end the good Lord looked down upon the world and didst see a forum run by a man called Gene. Gene had many disciples who readeth the forum and looked upon the pictures within and say “How the f**k does he know all these people?” And many forum members didst keep banging on about wanting to meet in ye olde ale houses to drink, make merry and discusseth entertainment that was made about 100 years before the Time of Gene. Then Gene would produce a picture of ye olde times and the members would gaze in wonderment and exchange memories of girls and Dirty wouldst write a small book that didst critique ye olde shows and put it on the forum. Then Three Litre would read all the posts and didst post a reply trying to be funny. Again. One day the Lord had had a few himself and didst return home in a foul mood, get angry, kicked the cat and sendeth a bolt from the blue to maketh more members post stuff. But the fire water maketh his aim poor and he didst hit the home of Sparky who was a good man. But the Lord then didst say unto the Insurance men “Pay up you thieving bastards he’s working man with a family, what’s your f**king products for if not this?” And they did payeth Sparky. And the disciple of Gene, who was called Sam, didst post pictures of his motorised horse and of his Great Trip where he didst give money to the needy as is was also a good man. In fact all the members were good men except those that were not men but who were women who posteth about fluffy bunnies and pink stuff like women do but who were actually also good put up with all the men. And as the year endeth the members didst shout at the walls that if they couldn’t go out soon and meeteth the man called Gene but also Sam, Sparky, Dirty, and the not-a-man Alex and all the others then they would be very seriously p***ed off. And Lord said, just hang in there and bit longer and it will be.
Happy New Year all!
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Post by Gene Hunt on Dec 29, 2020 10:57:44 GMT
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Post by Sam Tyler on Dec 29, 2020 12:13:40 GMT
10/10, your best ever post Essex, brilliant! And a Happy New Year too! Sam.
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The Saint
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Post by The Saint on Dec 29, 2020 17:39:35 GMT
Great post 3L Happy New Year! The Saint
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Post by John Steed on Dec 29, 2020 20:59:05 GMT
Great post Three Litre Happy New Year Steed
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Post by Gene Hunt on Dec 29, 2020 22:05:53 GMT
And many forum members didst keep banging on about wanting to meet in ye olde ale houses to drink, make merry and discusseth entertainment that was made about 100 years before the Time of Gene. I could talk about ale houses all night pal, but the best place to do it is actually inside an ale house. And with that, the door of The Railway Arms doth beckon. That's the beauty of heavenly boozers. They're not subject to any lockdown rules.. Nelson..... An inordinately large single malt pal. Pronto Tonto!
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Three Litre
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Post by Three Litre on Dec 29, 2020 22:07:58 GMT
And many forum members didst keep banging on about wanting to meet in ye olde ale houses to drink, make merry and discusseth entertainment that was made about 100 years before the Time of Gene. I could talk about ale houses all night pal, but the best place to do it is actually inside an ale house. And with that, the door of The Railway Arms doth beckon. That's the beauty of heavenly boozers. They're not subject to any lockdown rules.. Nelson..... An inordinately large single malt pal. Pronto Tonto!
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Post by Sam Tyler on Dec 29, 2020 22:24:46 GMT
I could talk about ale houses all night pal, but the best place to do it is actually inside an ale house. And with that, the door of The Railway Arms doth beckon. That's the beauty of heavenly boozers. They're not subject to any lockdown rules.. Nelson..... An inordinately large single malt pal. Pronto Tonto! Down the hatch! Good health all! Sam.
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Post by Ray Carling on Dec 30, 2020 17:29:10 GMT
Best wishes for a much healthier New Year in 2021 to all members
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